Friday, December 30, 2011

Apology

Miss Evans:
I apologise for anything insulting I may have said.
Happy Holidays,
Victoire

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Merry Christmas Everyone!

I hope you all got what you wanted and lots of wonderful Harry Potter Gifts.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Adieu, Cheri Lecteurs

Dearest, Darlingest, Most Idiotic Miss Lily Evans:
You removed the permissions.
You placed unlawful claims against my loyalty to the light.
You insulted the side on which you said I belonged.
You threatened me.

You're lucky if you ever even get to LeakyCon, and if you do, I'm not sitting on the plane with you, nor am I meeting up with you anywhere.

If any souls are gone, if any lives disappear, if any Dementors are found in the vicinity, it will not be for me. I will not be gone.
-Miss Victoire Delacour Weasley
Former Co-Owner of Hogwarts Kitchens

You are a deatheater, Vee

the best you can do is Bellatrix Lestrange, but you all go in the end. Even if you pull a Snape or a R.A.B. you will still die. Because not a single one of the good Deatheaters (Or reformed deatheaters) survived. And the bad ones are easily conquered which is why we didn't bother with killing them. There will be blood Vee, or at least a few souls sucked out, and it wont be mine.

There Will be Bloodier Blood. Filthy, Muddy blood

That's right. It just got REAL personal.
Miles was before my time. BUT SWEENEY TODD WASN'T! Nor Devil Snare, ditto for Venomous Tentacula.
I am going to find you, take my TWO WANDS with me, and go all "boy who lived" on you. He can't die, folks.

Venomously,
Vee

There will be blood

YOU DELETED MY COMMENT VEE??????????????? THAT IS IT. THIS SHIT JUST GOT PERSONAL VICTOIRE AND IT ISN'T ENDING WELL FOR YOU.


My want is drawn, my machete ready. I will go Miles Davis (was that before your time?) AND Molly Weasley on you.

Some More LeakyCon, and Some More Screaming

Also,

do you realize how completely idiotic rants/rage looks in that silly font you chose? Vee you are truly and idiot.

A few letters

Dear Vee,

If you lock me out then I will kill you. And then i will make a better blog with the same name on a different platform and it will be far awesomer than your failblog and we will steal all of your nonexistent viewers because my blog will be so much more awesome.

Dear Luna,
IF YOU DON'T POST BY THE END OF THE MONTH I AM COMING TO YOUR HOUSE AND MURDERING YOU IN YOUR SLEEP! EXPLAIN YOURSELF! NO ONE CAN BE ABSENT FROM YOUR CO-BLOG FOR THIS LONG WITHOUT REVENGE!


Dear non-existent readers,
I am going to Leakycon2012! I will probably do a lot of blogging about it here (or on my awesome rival blog if it comes down too it) so if you can't go but want to hear about it, keep reading!

Some Screaming and an Idea

HI! It is Vee. Before I actually say things, I want to get the screaming out of the way.
LILY EVANS WHAT THE HELL IF YOU CHANGE THE FONT ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO CHANGE THE PASSWORD AND YOU CAN BE A GUEST BLOGGER.
I
MEAN
IT.
I will also change your name to Banana. Yes, I can do that.
Anyway, I had an idea about the giveaways. If we are certain that we have readers (that's you! Comment below to let us know!) we might actually be able to have a giveaway. I know I have A LOT of Harry Potter books, and books related to Harry Potter, and notebooks, and a bookstore, and... Yeah. BUT WE HAVE TO HAVE READERS! PLEASE! We love you. We will love you more if we know you're reading! So, please give us love? Then we might give you prizes.
Love from a very frustrated Vee